1 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,120 Ah! 2 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,160 Ooo-ooh. 3 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,080 No! 4 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,240 Ah! Uh... 5 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,160 {\an4}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 6 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,760 Hello! Hello. 7 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,040 And, in case you didn't hear me, hello. 8 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,200 I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. 9 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,560 Look at this, just look at it, go on. Give it a real good look. 10 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,000 Now stop looking at it. And now, have another look. 11 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,240 And that is the kind of utopian future the winner of this series 12 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:56,200 can expect - getting to do whatever they like, whenever they like, 13 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,320 to my head! 14 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,000 So, let's keep this competition going 15 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,400 and meet the five rambunctious rivals. 16 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,360 Please welcome James Acaster... 17 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,480 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 18 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,040 ..Jessica Knappett... 19 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,200 ..Kerry Godliman... 20 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,200 ..Phil Wang... 21 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,960 ..and Rhod Gilbert. 22 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,160 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 23 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,800 And here, sat next to me, 24 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,640 it's my hypoallergenic fuzzball of an assistant... 25 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,600 but he's 5 foot 4! 26 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,480 27 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,920 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 28 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,720 I wasn't expecting you to be wearing that. 29 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,200 I have no doubt you've got a hilarious reason. 30 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,560 It's the health and safety beard snood. Right. 31 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:47,760 And the rule you sent me, through the post this time, was, 32 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,880 when I'm preparing a meal, if my beard is more than 2mm long 33 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,000 I must wear the beard snood. So... 34 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,080 ..on it goes. 35 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,520 And you're preparing food now? Always, mentally. 36 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,160 Always thinking of your next meal. 37 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER 38 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,920 It's comfortable, it's made of very soft cotton so it's quite... 39 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 40 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,800 Oh, that is... 41 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,720 That is going to fucking hurt, isn't it? 42 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,200 It already hurts a bit! It hurts a little bit on the ears! 43 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,160 Oh! 44 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,200 Thank you. Thank you, Greg. Thank you. Thank you for that. 45 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,560 Very good. Let's crack on. 46 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,240 Thankfully, it's now time for the prize task and this week 47 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,880 we've asked them to bring in the boldest belt. 48 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,520 Whoever's belt you select as the boldest will buckle up with 49 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,040 five satisfying points and, at the end of the episode, 50 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,920 the person with the most points will take home all five belts and 51 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,680 vastly reduce the chances of their trousers falling down. 52 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,520 OK. Kerry, Kerry Godliman. 53 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,040 What belt have you brought in 54 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,800 and why do you think it's the boldest belt? 55 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:53,320 I brought in a wrestling belt, because it's the boldest of belts, 56 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,680 I can't think of a bolder belt off the top of my head. 57 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:59,200 And it's gold. It's massive. 58 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,400 And, to be a wrestler, you've got to be pretty bold, haven't you? 59 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,160 It's gold, is it? Yeah. 60 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 61 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,440 It cost £24. 62 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,280 £24? Is it plastic? 63 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,800 No, it's gold. 64 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,240 It's actual gold. 65 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,240 And you think gold is bold, obviously. 66 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,560 Rhymes. Yes. 67 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,520 Bonus point! 68 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,160 James, 69 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,280 what have you brought in? 70 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,840 Fizzy belts. 71 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:29,880 Fizzy belts? 72 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,920 Yeah, like you get in a tuck shop. 73 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,320 Visual, please! Fizzy rainbow belts. 74 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,680 {\an1}APPLAUSE 75 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,920 They're cheap. Cheap. 76 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,240 So, I went into the tuck shop and I said, 77 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,760 give me £500 worth... 78 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,800 {\an1}LAUGHTER 79 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,640 ..of your boldest belts. 80 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,120 And that's what they came up with. 81 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,640 When you see it now, do you think you might have been ripped off? 82 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,040 When you see it laid out like that? No, they cost a lot! 83 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:04,240 The yellow bits in there, they're gold! 84 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,360 {\an1}APPLAUSE 85 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:13,080 Jess, what is the bold belt that you've brought in? 86 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,400 It's a seat belt pillow. 87 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,960 You attach it to your seat belt. 88 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Here we go, this is the seat belt pillow. 89 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,040 Right. 90 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,600 So, that goes on the seat belt and you rest your head on his head? 91 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,280 That goes on your seat belt, or you can just wear it driving around. 92 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,440 I've got a review from Amazon for this one. Oh, great. 93 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,680 Takes really long time to arrive. Quite poor quality. 94 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,760 Four stars! 95 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,280 Genuine review. 96 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,720 Is it a belt? 97 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,280 It's definitely a belt. It's a belt? Yeah. 98 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,360 It's not. It has some attachments for you to put it onto a seat belt. 99 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,640 I'm not going to lose this prize task on a technicality. 100 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,920 Oh, I mean, you 100% are going to lose this prize task! 101 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:57,960 Rhod Gilbert. 102 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,200 I got a belt. Is it bold? Yes. 103 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,520 Let's have a look at it. It is bold. 104 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:06,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 105 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,400 That is a genuine stuffed goat's head. 106 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,400 It's what I wear to weddings in Wales. 107 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,520 Jesus Christ. 108 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,320 Have you ever worn that belt, genuinely? I'm genuine! 109 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,200 That's the belt I wear to weddings! You'll see at the end of the show. 110 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,520 Genuine, live... Not live, dead! 111 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,000 It's not live! 112 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,840 Phil. I've got a bold belt. 113 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:39,080 I got it made, custom made, for this very purpose. 114 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,440 Good. Here's the belt. 115 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:46,040 So, I got to pick out the belt strap and the buckle. 116 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,400 And this is how bold the belt was. 117 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,480 When I asked for this combination, the guy said, "Are you sure?" 118 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,480 Do you want to see the guy? So that's him actually making it. 119 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,960 I wish I'd got the guy killing the goat now! 120 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,920 And I haggled with him for this, I haggled with him. He said £50. 121 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,000 I said 30. He said 50. And I said 40. 122 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,840 So I paid £50... 123 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,280 ..which I think you'll find is a nice, round, bold number. 124 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,240 Right, it's time to judge them. OK. 125 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,360 One point, James. It's not a belt. Sweets. 126 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,200 What?! 127 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,960 Jess, two points, and you're lucky, it's not a belt. 128 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,040 Oh! Kerry, three points. It's tat. 129 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,360 At the end of the day, if you go to the trouble 130 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,160 to having a live goat's head grafted onto your groin, 131 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,120 you're going to get five points on this show. 132 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,040 Phil, four points. Rhod Gilbert, five points. 133 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,000 {\an1}APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 134 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,520 Belts - tick! Next task, please. 135 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:49,160 Yes, and we've got some fast fiction for you. 136 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,440 Hi, Alex. Hello, Phil Wang. 137 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,520 Hi, Alex Horne. That's too close to me. 138 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:06,560 Ooh. 139 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,480 Hello, James. 140 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,760 Write a ten-word story before you reach the finish line. 141 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,240 You must be running while writing. 142 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,840 Must be. 143 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,040 Shoot! 144 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:25,840 Fastest across the finish line with a proper story wins. 145 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,200 What do you mean, a proper story? 146 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,080 It's got to have a start, middle and end. 147 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,440 Quite... I feel quite anxious about this one. 148 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,440 Running and writing, writing a ten-word story. 149 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,480 That's counting, running and writing. 150 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,960 Counting, running and writing. 151 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,160 Could you read the last line of the task, please, Phil? 152 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,920 Yeah, just give me a second. 153 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:45,120 OK, fastest across the finish line with a proper story wins. 154 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,200 Your time starts... 155 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,240 {\an1}SHE SQUEAKS 156 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,520 Pardon? 157 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,360 Your time starts... 158 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 159 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,360 Your time starts now! 160 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,920 {\an1}APPLAUSE 161 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,320 Let's get on with it. 162 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,600 OK, well, here's everyone having a bit of a jog and a bit of a write. 163 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,800 Phil, can you read the last line of... Your time starts now. 164 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,840 Thank you, Phil. 165 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,960 How many words? Ten, please. I must be running what? 166 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,640 Erm... 167 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,360 Are you running? Yes. 168 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,520 One, two, three, four. There was a girl... 169 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,080 Partridge...ran... 170 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,840 Three-part structure. Introduction, conflict, resolution. 171 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,480 She needed shoes! 172 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:01,560 ..and...found...its...mother... 173 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,280 Nine, ten. 174 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,760 ..dead! 175 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,520 Did it say write or tell a ten-word story? 176 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,280 All the information's on the task. 177 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 178 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:24,120 Finished? I've just remembered it's supposed to be ten words. 179 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,200 OK, I've got a story. 180 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,520 You all right, Rhod? 181 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:35,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE 182 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,280 Now, then... 183 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:42,160 ..it occurred to me that they didn't actually have to start running 184 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,600 until they had their whole story in their head, did they? 185 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,760 Well, it was only running while writing. Right. 186 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,600 But they all just chose to get running and... 187 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,440 Oh, they all ran the whole time. Yeah. 188 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,760 Of course, Phil Wang didn't write anything. 189 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,400 Well, shall we start with Phil's story and then we can debate it? 190 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,440 Let's hear his story and then we'll decide whether he wrote it or not. 191 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,040 An ogre was hungry. 192 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,360 Ate... 193 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,600 Ate a child. 194 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,480 It was his. 195 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,760 Thank you, Phil. And you've definitely written that? 196 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,920 Well, written, you know, write a story is not... 197 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,600 It doesn't literally mean write. 198 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,560 We say Homer wrote the Iliad but we also all understand that 199 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,000 it was probably passed down through oral tradition. 200 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,520 So you've used the oral tradition? 201 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,200 OK. I'll let him know. OK. 202 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,920 Thank you, Phil. All right, thanks, guys. Good story. 203 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,960 Oh, yeah, there was a pen and paper here. 204 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,720 {\an1}APPLAUSE 205 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,960 I also regret saying oral tradition while my dick was out. 206 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,600 So, the oral... 207 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:56,080 You're using the oral tradition of Homer's Iliad. 208 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,280 Yeah, well, I enjoyed that explanation. 209 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,840 I'm tempted to buy it, you know. OK. 210 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,000 And I think the story was pretty powerful. 211 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,760 Beginning - ogre was hungry. 212 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,160 Middle - he fulfils that hunger. 213 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:12,240 Twist - he's eaten his own child which is an act of... 214 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,360 Happiness. 215 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER 216 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,640 I didn't know you were coming to me! 217 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,680 Well, that's enough of part one. Good riddance, I say. 218 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,640 Nasty piece of work. See you in a few. 219 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,640 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 220 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,720 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 221 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,280 Hello! I have missed you so much. 222 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,440 You'll be glad to know its part two and it's story time. 223 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,000 It is! Next up, this is Jess reading her story. 224 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:52,000 The albino partridge ran away 225 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,320 and found its mother... 226 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,520 ..dead. 227 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,720 {\an8}That's it. Thank you. 228 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,640 {\an1}APPLAUSE 229 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:08,720 It was a story. It was a story. 230 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,640 Let's just drill down into some of the detail. 231 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,800 The albino partridge ran away. 232 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,200 Why did it run away? 233 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,720 Because its mother was missing? 234 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,480 No, because it had done some bad shit. 235 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,640 I don't know, I haven't given it any background! 236 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,120 I only had ten words! 237 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,840 Yeah, and she was very fast as well. She was 24 seconds. 238 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,880 Oh, well, that's impressive. It's a fast story. 239 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,120 My tactic was just take off, run away like an albino partridge. 240 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,480 Who's next? 241 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,640 We're going to see a man with the body of a writer 242 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,880 and the mind of a runner. It's James Acaster. 243 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,240 The boy ran to France, 244 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,240 and I loved that boy. 245 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,520 {\an7}LAUGHTER 246 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:54,440 {\an1}APPLAUSE 247 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,720 Oh, God! 248 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,320 Good story. 249 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,120 Has it got a middle, that, technically? Huh? 250 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,560 Beginning, middle and end. Yep. 251 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,320 There's certainly a beginning. The boy running to France. Yes. 252 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:10,320 Boy ran to France. Yes. And. I love that boy. 253 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER 254 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,880 Boy ran to France. Now, that's a long way. 255 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,080 From Kettering. 256 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,760 He was Kettering-based? Yes. 257 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,920 I think that was implied. Of course, sorry. 258 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:27,360 Sorry. Yes. I'm no story writer. Go on. 259 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,000 So, when the boy started running, 260 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,560 other people started joining the boy running and he was inspiring people. 261 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,600 Like Forrest Gump. 262 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,680 Oh. Is that a thing? Yeah! 263 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,320 He's done a lot of things, he met the president. 264 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,080 The president of...? 265 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,240 Kettering. Kettering. 266 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,080 And, when we got to France, I knew that, 267 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,960 just like all the other people who followed him, I loved that boy. 268 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,920 And then he married Jenny. 269 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,680 OK, happy? 270 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,480 Yeah, I couldn't be happier. Who's next? 271 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,960 It's Kerry Katona. 272 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,120 Kerry Godliman. Godliman. Godliman. 273 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,560 It's Kerry Godliman. 274 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,440 Right, OK. 275 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,120 There was a girl that needed shoes 276 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,920 and got shoes. 277 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,240 Thanks, Kerry. Thank you. Bye-bye. Bye. 278 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:25,000 {\an1}APPLAUSE 279 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,760 I realise it's shallow now. 280 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,200 Not necessarily. 281 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,280 It's about shoes. 282 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,560 There might be a profound reason as to why the girl wanted shoes. 283 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,680 Yeah. 284 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,080 She'd never had shoes her whole life. 285 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,680 Because of money? 286 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,280 Money, yeah, yeah. And... 287 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,520 She needed shoes, so there's your set-up, there's your opening, 288 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,120 that's your act one. Yeah. 289 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,680 And then what did I say? She got them. 290 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,280 And got shoes. She got shoes. 291 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,160 It turned out well. Yes. 292 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,360 Happy ending. 293 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,960 She needed the shoes. 294 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 She got the shoes. So, the middle section... 295 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,680 No-one had to die, no-one ate a kid! 296 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,080 And then she found money, 297 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,040 she found some money in the street like Willy Wonka! 298 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,120 She found the coin. 299 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,680 And she went, I'm going to go to Freeman, Hardy and Willis's... 300 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,280 And she deserved it because all the other children who brought 301 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,000 those shoe coins to the shoe shop, they didn't deserve them! Yeah! 302 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,840 One was spoiled! One was fat! 303 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,720 One of them got their foot trapped in the measurer like that! 304 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 305 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,360 APPLAUSE That'll teach them! 306 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,400 You've really run with that, you've run with my story. 307 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,040 I'm sorry, Kerry, but plagiarism is not cool. No, I... No. 308 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 309 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,280 So, there's one more left to see, isn't there, Alex? That's right. 310 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,480 And last up to the starter's line, it's the other Mr Gilbert. 311 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,680 How long's that? 312 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,720 Ten minutes. 313 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,800 And what? 314 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,960 Four seconds. 315 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,560 Count me. 316 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,160 Count you? Yeah, let's have seconds. 317 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,360 Ten seconds... Yeah. 318 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,480 ..11... Yeah. 319 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,520 ..12... Stop. 320 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,080 Can you not read it yourself? No. 321 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,120 Do you want me to read it? Yeah. 322 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,160 Aah... 323 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,520 Exhaustive. 324 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,840 The man ran... 325 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,040 ..for exactly ten minutes... 326 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,160 ..12 seconds... 327 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,240 ..losing. 328 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,480 Ten words. 329 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,080 Thank you, Rhod. 330 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:27,440 {\an1}APPLAUSE 331 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,280 Some good counting. 332 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,680 I mean, it's a work of art. In many ways. 333 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,000 There were many other entries. 334 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,320 "Once upon a time there was an old woman who lived in a shoe." 335 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,040 That's 14 words and you gave up. 336 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,960 "Good King Wenceslas looked out but no feast. What?" 337 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 And then you gave up. 338 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,760 And then you had, 339 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,560 "The Taskmaster fell while trying to unzip his trousers." 340 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,240 That's another attempt. Nightly occurrence. 341 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,440 Would have scored highly. 342 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,400 But, yeah, they were all abandoned in favour of the ten minute 12 one. 343 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,960 I think, in their own way, all of those stories were beautiful. 344 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,720 I want to hear the times and that's how we'll award the points. 345 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,800 Let's party. Jess, 24 second story. 346 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,400 Phil Wang, a two minute 16 story. 347 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,840 We know Rhod of course, a ten minute 12 story. 348 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,880 20 second story by James Acaster. 349 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,880 He leapt over the gate as well. 350 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,960 Kerry... Yes. 351 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,120 ..much slower, 44 seconds. 352 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,920 So, it goes one point to Rhod, two to Phil, three to Kerry, 353 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,200 four to Jess but five to James Acaster who wins the trial! 354 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,960 {\an1}APPLAUSE 355 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,640 I smell a scoreboard. Yes. 356 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:36,040 They all have six points. So, there we go. 357 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,440 Yeah. Amazing. 358 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:41,840 {\an1}APPLAUSE 359 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,840 Very good. Another. 360 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,680 OK, this is big news. 361 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,080 It's our first team task of the series. Here we go. 362 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,160 Hi! 363 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,480 Ooh! 364 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,800 What's all this? 365 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,440 Welcome, Rhod. Thank you. 366 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,240 Is that what Phil Wang's wearing for the whole series? 367 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,600 Phil, I mean, I'm trying to keep eye contact. 368 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,840 I'm desperately trying not to look at your genitals. 369 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,840 How are you? How are you? I'm all right. How are you? 370 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,160 Have you looked at Wang's genitals? 371 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,440 Oh, you have now. You reckon? 372 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,680 No, I haven't looked at them, I'm trying not to becau... 373 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,400 Why are you trying not to? Well, because as soon as he approaches... 374 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,560 Maybe that's the task. I think that might be the task. 375 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,960 Don't look at Wang's dick. 376 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,080 You can both pick a card, please. 377 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,240 Don't show me it, or each other, yet. 378 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,920 OK, Kerry, can you show me your card, please? Show you? Yes, please. 379 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,440 A five. OK. Jess? 380 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,560 A nine. 381 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,320 Right, that means you get this. 382 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,360 If you want to pop that on. Shall I take your drink? 383 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,440 Oh, shoes! 384 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,920 You to have to... I've got to wear the blindfold? Yes, please. 385 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,440 And you two get to sit on those stools. Yes! 386 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,920 We get a seat! 387 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,400 You've got to be joking? 388 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,120 That's for you, Kerry. Right. 389 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,240 Paint the best picture of this still life. 390 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,520 The painter must remain blindfolded throughout. Ha-ha! 391 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,120 The other person may not move from their chair 392 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,560 and may only say the following words. 393 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,200 You have ten minutes. 394 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,680 Your time starts now. 395 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,760 OK, here is the still life. 396 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,800 OK. 397 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,400 That looks like you've emptied the contents of your underpants 398 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,680 onto the table, Phil. 399 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:38,840 {\an1}APPLAUSE 400 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,480 Interesting difference in the greetings between the two teams. 401 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,480 A lovely hug from the ladies 402 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,680 and you exclusively talked about Phil's dick. 403 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,920 Good. 404 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,680 I can honestly say, I've never been so happy to put a blindfold on. 405 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 406 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,400 {\an1}APPLAUSE 407 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,560 Let's all have a little rest. See you in a few minutes. 408 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:09,120 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 409 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,240 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 410 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,600 Ah, hello! 411 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,720 Come in, sit down and shut up. 412 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,920 What were we doing before the break, please, Alex? 413 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,720 OK, this is the first ever boys versus girls team task. 414 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,720 Blindfolded painting using only the official authorised words of 415 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,400 banana, down, left, less, more, pick, right, up and whoops. 416 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,560 Here we go. 417 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,640 Guys... 418 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,120 ..you could grab my hand and literally make me paint it. 419 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,520 That's not against the rules. 420 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,360 Right. That is... 421 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,720 ..banana! 422 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:49,120 Is this the still life? Whoops! Whoops. 423 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,960 Banana to that last question. OK. 424 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,200 Only those words, please, Kerry. 425 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,440 Banana for yes. 426 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,680 Yes. 427 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720 Banana. 428 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,480 {\an1}LAUGHTER 429 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,480 Banana, eggs. 430 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,080 Banana. Melon. Banana. 431 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,480 Say more when I've got the right place. More. 432 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,160 OK, I'm drawing a pineapple. 433 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER 434 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,600 Down. 435 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,600 Pick. Up. 436 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,160 Wait... 437 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,600 Banana, banana, banana! 438 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,400 Banana, banana, banana. 439 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,800 Banana! Banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana. 440 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,000 More! Less. More. Less. 441 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:42,320 More. Less. Whoops, more, more. 442 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,360 Right? 443 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,360 Left. Left. Left. 444 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,920 Banana. 445 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,680 Melon time. Banana! 446 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,360 Right, banana. Banana. 447 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,480 Here? 448 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,800 Right. 449 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,320 Whoops. Whoops. 450 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,680 {\an1}LAUGHTER 451 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,960 Whoops, right, banana. Left, banana. 452 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,800 Oh, you mean... 453 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,560 Like that? Left banana. 454 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,440 How's that? Banana. 455 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,880 Yes! Banana! 456 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,600 {\an1}WHISTLE 457 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,040 More, more, more. 458 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,440 {\an1}MUMBLING 459 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,600 {\an1}WHISTLE 460 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,240 Banana. 461 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,320 Banana whoops. 462 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,720 Not bad. Not bad at all. Not bad at all. 463 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,120 {\an1}APPLAUSE 464 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,160 The females don't look happy. 465 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,440 I'm livid. That's cheating, isn't it? 466 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,200 What? Holding the hands and doing it on their behalf. 467 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,360 Didn't say on the card, didn't say anything about it. 468 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,520 That was not the intention of the task, was it, really? 469 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,720 I think you've got to think outside the box with these things. 470 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,040 Very much so. Yeah. 471 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,360 Well, it's delicate, isn't it? 472 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,320 Because sometimes, ooh, think outside the box. 473 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,160 Other times, cheating. 474 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,720 You want to see the picture? Yeah. 475 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,920 Oh. Wow. 476 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,800 Given they cheated, I expected more. Yeah. 477 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,840 The duck's good, mind. 478 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,040 Yeah, the duck's good but the rest's crap. 479 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,120 Here's the girls'. 480 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,080 Wow. It's good, isn't it? 481 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,360 Which one's the picture? 482 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,720 'You want to see them next to each other? You'll have to judge them. 483 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,200 This is the two of them. I'm going to judge them as well. 484 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,240 It's up to you, Greg. 485 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,840 I think it's close but one of the teams didn't cheat. 486 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,800 To be fair to the boys, look at the texture in that melon. Yeah. 487 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,240 Look at the texture! Look at the texture in our melon! 488 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,480 Yours looks like spiralized courgette! 489 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,360 It does. All right, you've got to score it. 490 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,800 There's normally five points to split between the two teams. Yeah. 491 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,720 For me, the sheer detail in that duck... 492 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:43,320 The sheer detail in that duck... You love that duck. ..snatches it. 493 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,800 So I'm going to give the boys three points and the ladies two. 494 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,720 Three to the boys, two to the girls! 495 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,680 {\an1}APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 496 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,760 Fine, thank you. 497 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,440 More, please, more. 498 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,240 Up more, less banana, up less, banana, whoops! 499 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,960 Here we go. 500 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,760 Hi. Oh, hello. 501 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,080 Oh, my God! Oh, what's happened? 502 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,440 I love these! 503 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,960 Foghorns! 504 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,440 {\an1}SHE HONKS LIKE A HORN 505 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,000 It's the sound of a party. 506 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,840 Predict what Jessica Knappett... 507 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,880 Kerry Godliman... 508 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,920 Phil Wang... 509 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:28,960 Rhod Gilbert... 510 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,800 James Acaster will do with one of the objects 511 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,840 and do something yourself with one of the objects. 512 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,040 You also get five points if Rhod Gilbert... 513 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,080 Phil Wang... 514 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,120 Kerry Godliman... 515 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,160 Jessica Knappett... 516 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,440 James Acaster correctly predicts your own action. 517 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,880 What a good task. 518 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,880 Right... 519 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,920 {\an1}APPLAUSE 520 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,560 Firstly, we should definitely shine a light on your impression. 521 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,600 Thank you. Perhaps you'd like to do it live. 522 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,040 {\an1}SHE HONKS LIKE A HORN 523 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 524 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,880 Very good. 525 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,200 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 526 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,480 So, the idea is you want to be predictable, and good at predicting. 527 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,280 We're going to start with Rhod and Jess making their prediction. 528 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,640 'I know what James Acaster's going to do. That's easy. 529 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,440 'Acaster will take the tenner, he's skint. 530 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,000 {\an4}LAUGHTER 531 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,000 What do you think Kerry Godliman will do with one of these things? 532 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,040 'I think she'll be like that. "Can I have this?" 533 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,680 {\an4}LAUGHTER 534 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,680 OK... "Free money, brilliant!" That's what she'll do. OK. 535 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,080 {\an1}APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 536 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,880 That was a terrible impression, I'm so sorry. 537 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,840 I think her impression of the horn is better then her impression of me. 538 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,160 I think so, too. 539 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,760 You don't think that you sound like a drunk Phil Mitchell? 540 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 541 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,720 James, Rhod suggested that you're struggling a bit financially. 542 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,760 I spent 500 quid on fizzy belts. 543 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 544 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE 545 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,800 Makes sense. Yeah? Absolutely makes sense. 546 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,880 All right. Well, let's see if they got it right. 547 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,920 I think you already knew I was going to do this one. 548 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:12,040 And I would hope that Rhod would also know that I'd do this. 549 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,880 Why are you doing it? Huh? Why are you doing it? 550 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,040 Cos I'm punk! 551 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,480 {\an1}AIR HORN SOUNDS QUIETLY 552 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER 553 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,520 Do you have to wear these for that? 554 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,960 And I think I'll just take that tenner. OK. 555 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,800 {\an1}APPLAUSE 556 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,320 See you later, then. Thanks, Kerry. Bye. Bye. 557 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,360 {\an1}APPLAUSE 558 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,880 Well done. So predictable. Well done. Very predictable. 559 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,560 {\an1}APPLAUSE 560 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,720 So, for that, Jess and Kerry both get five points for that, 561 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,440 and Kerry gets £10. 562 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,520 You want to see the rest? Yep. Yeah? 563 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,560 OK, this is all the rest doing all the rest. Here we go. 564 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,800 All I've got to do is get in to Phil Wang's head. 565 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,920 Think about what he thinks of me. 566 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,480 I know he's a big fan. 567 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,680 Right. 568 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,920 Jess Knappett... 569 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,920 I mean, I think she'll just bite the apple. 570 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,480 Although... 571 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,480 Surely everyone wants to do that? 572 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,680 Are you changing your answer? I feel like I am. Because... 573 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,840 ..surely everybody wants to do that. 574 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,600 I'm just going to do the noise myself. 575 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,840 {\an1}JESS IMITATES AIR HORN 576 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,920 {\an1}BELL DINGS 577 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,920 Come on, Phil. Come to me. Come to me, Phil. 578 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,560 Wang reckons I'm going to blow the air horn. 579 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:42,040 I think Rhod Gilbert, being a proud Welshman, is going to blow 580 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,200 an air horn at a picture of the Queen while screaming. 581 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,120 Am I allowed to do it in your face? If you want. 582 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,880 {\an1}AIR HORN BLARES 583 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,760 {\an1}BELL DINGS 584 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,920 Right, I reckon Phil... 585 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,080 ..would do this. 586 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:11,800 There is an mischievousness to him. Naughty boy? Naughty boy! 587 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,280 Sounds a bit seedy, doesn't it, that? 588 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,760 Wang! 589 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,800 {\an1}KLAXON SOUNDS 590 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:34,000 {\an1}APPLAUSE 591 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,960 Kerry had a tough job predicting that Phil would have done that. 592 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,880 Yeah, of course. Of course she did. Yeah. 593 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,360 And you're the only person who didn't understand 594 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,960 the importance of predictability. 595 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,520 Well, I presumed she knew I liked saying my name from time to time. 596 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,240 How would I know that? Why would I know that? Well, it's Wang, innit? 597 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,520 This is the... 598 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,480 And a boy's got to eat. 599 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,800 A naughty boy got to eat and say Wang. Yeah. 600 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,240 I didn't see that coming. 601 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,320 I don't see why everyone's looking at me like I'm the weird one, here. 602 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER 603 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,600 What it means, they are actually all get five points - except for Jess, 604 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,360 who gets 10, because she is the only one 605 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,400 who predicted and was predicted correctly. 606 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,840 Let's have a look at the scoreboard. See the scoreboard? Yeah. 607 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,200 With those 10 points, obviously, 608 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,120 Jess has moved to 18 points and taken the lead. 609 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,280 Wow. Wow. 610 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,480 {\an1}APPLAUSE 611 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,680 {\an1}JESS IMITATES AIR HORN 612 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,040 She's catchable, though. 613 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,440 What's next, please, Alex? OK, it's time for round one... 614 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,800 Sorry, it's time for Around One. Ready? 615 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,960 Hello, hello. Hello. 616 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,920 Bonjour. Hello, Rhod. 617 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,960 Hello, James. 618 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER 619 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,600 "Draw the biggest and best circle." 620 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,840 "Biggest and best circle wins." 621 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,480 "Your circle must be completed in one single sweep." 622 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:10,920 So I'm like a...you want me to be an enormous human compass? Mmm, OK. 623 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,800 "You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now." 624 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:19,760 Right. I'm going to go outside. You're coming? 625 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,240 Could I have some chalk? 626 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,600 There's probably some in the shed. OK. 627 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,240 You haven't got a roll of paper? 628 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,840 Wallpaper would be good, wouldn't it? 629 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,320 No. No, no. Haven't got any of that. 630 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,920 Well, I'm restricted by the limitations of what you've got. 631 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,360 Very much so. 632 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,400 {\an1}LAUGHTER 633 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,440 {\an1}APPLAUSE 634 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,640 I'd be interested to see if this is the first and only time that 635 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,400 you get angry about having the things that you do restricted 636 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,720 by the format of this show. 637 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,960 No, I think I get angry quite a lot. Yeah, you do. 638 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 639 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,080 Let's see some stuff. 640 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,840 All right, we'll start with two comedians who've already 641 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,240 shortened their names, but I've made them even shorter - it's Phi and Je. 642 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,520 Phi and Je. Ready? 643 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,080 Would you mind if I mark straight onto your drive? 644 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,080 I think this will be over quite quickly. 645 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,680 OK. 646 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,840 Right. Shall I go? Good luck. 647 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,920 God, it's so much harder than I thought it was going to be. 648 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,960 Here we go. 649 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,200 Oh, no! 650 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,960 Bit of slack, there. 651 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,720 Oh, sugar! Oh, come on, mate! 652 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,360 Mmm. 653 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,960 So it turns out some rocks are better for drawing on 654 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,240 than other rocks. 655 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,480 {\an1}LAUGHTER 656 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,480 That's a lovely straight line to finish it with! 657 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,800 I've lost pretty much all the colour. 658 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,280 How did that go so wrong?! 659 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,320 Ooh... 660 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,040 Big circle. Yeah. 661 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,880 Um, I think... Where is it? It was here. 662 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 663 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,880 {\an1}APPLAUSE 664 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,600 What happened, then, Jess? 665 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,800 My rope came loose, 666 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:33,200 and that's where the straight line began and the circle ended. Yeah. 667 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,920 But what you did do is you chose a writing implement that would 668 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,680 make an actual mark on... I did, yeah. 669 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,240 I felt that was aimed at me. 670 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,360 KERRY: What did you use? It was a marker pen. 671 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,480 It was a highlighter. It was a highlighter. 672 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,600 Highlighter, sorry. It was a highlighter. 673 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,320 I mean, the name highlighter promises more than it delivers. 674 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,960 It was very unfortunate that you cannot see my circle. 675 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,320 I tried to measure his. Jess's was quite easy to measure, 676 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,960 because it had a length and breadth, which is unusual for a circle. 677 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,880 And hers was 38.5 square metres. Lovely. 678 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,360 Another part comes to an end, 679 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,320 meaning it's time to wade through another slurry of miserable adverts. 680 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,280 But some belts will be won in part four, so it's not all bad. 681 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE 682 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,480 {\an1}APPLAUSE 683 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,680 It is part four. What's been happening? 684 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,400 They've been drawing circles, Greg. 685 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,440 Well, they've been trying to draw circles. 686 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,280 We've seen Jess's, we couldn't see Phil's. 687 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,480 Next up, it's "James A Caster". 688 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,160 What does the A stand for? Nobody knows. 689 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,560 It's like Michael J Fox or Jesus H Christ. Ready? 690 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:43,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 691 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,760 Here's his attempt. 692 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,960 I know what I'm going to do. You know what you're going to do? 693 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,920 I'm going to cycle round in circles on the bike 694 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,320 was spinning this round my arm. 695 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,480 OK, well, you've got one go at this. Good luck. 696 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,680 Yeah? Well, good luck to you. 697 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,280 This is how you sweep a circle. Are you ready? 698 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,320 Yes. 699 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 700 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:11,120 {\an1}JOLLY MUSIC PLAYS 701 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,600 You're still doing it. And look where I landed. In a circle. 702 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,200 Near a circle. 703 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,880 How many circles have been involved in this so far? 704 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,480 There's those wheels, already circular. 705 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,840 This was going in circles round me, that's a circle. 706 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,280 I landed in the circle. 707 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,040 It's not most circles. Huh? 708 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,000 It's biggest and best circle. 709 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER 710 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,440 Yeah, but you add them all up together. 711 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,080 You should add them all up. 712 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,640 I'll add them all up. And then that's...that's the... 713 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,720 ..that's the task. 714 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,080 That was the real task. OK. Thanks, James. 715 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,480 I really enjoyed your circles. 716 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,240 Thank you, Alex. Goodbye. 717 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE 718 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 719 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,160 Good evening. 720 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,400 {\an1}LAUGHTER 721 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,560 OK. Explain yourself. 722 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,000 I thought... You thought, 723 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,400 "I've been told I should draw the biggest circle, but what 724 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,280 "I'm going to do is ride around aimlessly on a bike 725 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,760 "whilst badly spinning a hula hoop. 726 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,560 'LAUGHTER "And then I'm going to crash, accidentally notice there's another 727 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:26,120 "circle on the floor, and try and claim that as part of my attempt." 728 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,160 That's my reading of what I saw. 729 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,080 Have you got anything different to add? 730 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,560 My eyes are circles? 731 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 732 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,320 Do you want to see the last two? Yes, of course! OK, here they are. 733 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,480 By far the oldest people I've ever introduced, 734 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,840 from the current panel, it's Rhod and Kerry. 735 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,160 Right. Is there a map of the world here? 736 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,160 Do you want me to go and see if I can find one? Yeah. 737 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,560 Get a map of the world. That'd be one idea. 738 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,960 I'm limited by the size of this table, aren't I? 739 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,880 I can only do it as big as what I've been given to work with. 740 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,120 Do you want a bigger table? I want a bigger piece of paper, 741 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,160 if I'm honest. 742 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,320 It's just the same thing! 743 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,320 HE GROANS WITH EFFORT Jeez! 744 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,960 Now then, it's all got to be done in one swoop, hasn't it? Sweep. Sweep. 745 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,320 Done. 746 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,800 Argh! 747 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,120 Hm. This isn't massive. 748 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,200 I wouldn't use the word "massive" to describe this. Mm. 749 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,640 I mean, there's a massive surface, white surface there, 750 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,520 but you didn't give me options. LAUGHTER 751 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,160 I've just been given a pile of A4. 752 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,600 Oh! 753 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,600 I can go outside? You do whatever you want, Kerry. 754 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,800 I could draw a massive circle in the snow. What was this about? 755 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,200 This is a total waste of time! Yes, six minutes. Right. 756 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,120 Right, this is the longest thing I can find. 757 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,120 I've just realised I could just make a bit of a bigger circle. 758 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 759 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,720 Do you want me to bring your paper out? 760 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,640 I don't need the paper now, do I? We've established that. OK. Ready? 761 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,680 Yes. 762 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,800 I'm over the moon with that! 763 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE 764 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,080 No-one's going to beat that! 765 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,120 {\an1}SHE LAUGHS 766 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,000 {\an1}APPLAUSE 767 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,200 That is perfect! 768 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,080 {\an1}CHEERING 769 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,320 I did a circle! 770 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,280 That is a good circle. That is a good circle. 771 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,680 You've got to be pleased with that, 772 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,400 you being all smart-arsed with your map! 773 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,240 Kerry's circle is just wonderful. 774 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,600 Yeah, but no-one else had snow to play with. Exactly. It seems unfair. 775 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,200 Exactly, Greg. I can't get penalised for the fact it was snowing. Yes! 776 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,520 You cheated! 777 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 778 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:57,200 Technically, Rhod's without question the biggest, if we're kind. 779 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:01,200 It encompassed an area of 601,000 miles squared. 780 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,080 Not literally though, eh? Well, I've looked at the key... 781 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,320 No, cos it's a crappy map! 782 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,600 If I said, "Oh, I just walked across the West Indies..." 783 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,360 How, how, how dare you even speak! 784 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 785 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE 786 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,920 I mean, fair play. The balls of the man! 787 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 788 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,960 Start with the worst circle. 789 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,960 Well, unbelievably I've got to give him a point. 790 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,720 I don't want to, I'm absolutely furious. 791 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,840 James found a circle, and he can have a point. 792 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,920 Phil did draw a circle. We couldn't see it very well, sure. 793 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,160 But he did draw one, he used a good technique. 794 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,080 Now, Jess used a good technique. 795 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,840 It went wrong, but we could at least see it, 796 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,160 so I'm going to give her three points. Three points to Jess. 797 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:48,200 I enjoyed Rhod's creativity... OK. ..in creating the biggest circle, 798 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,040 even though he didn't really, so I give you four points. It's to scale. 799 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,920 And, without question, the most beautifully drawn 800 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,640 and the best circle of all gets five points, it was Kerry Godliman. 801 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,640 {\an1}APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 802 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,360 OK. For only the second time this series, please will you make 803 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,040 your way to the stage for the final task of the show! 804 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE 805 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,120 Alex, who's for reading the task out? Phil Wang. 806 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,360 "Make the highest tower of cans within your hoop. 807 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,320 "You have 100 seconds, during which you must also be within your hoop. 808 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,040 "If you step out of your hoop during the 100 seconds 809 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,440 "you will be disqualified. 810 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,000 "After the 100 seconds, 811 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,960 "you must step out of your hoop and not touch your tower again. 812 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,160 "Highest self-supporting tower of cans within your hoop, 813 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,480 "10 seconds after the final whistle, wins." 814 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:52,440 OK. And remember, if you step out of the hoop during the construction 815 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,080 of the tower you'll be disqualified. Everyone ready? 816 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,880 100 seconds starts... BLOWS WHISTLE 817 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,800 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 818 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,360 That's quite a big tower. 819 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,280 Are you trying to reach them? 820 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,760 Be careful of this bit. Yeah. 821 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,280 Are you still in your hoop, Phil? I've not stepped out of it. 822 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,320 Are you sure? 823 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,880 Do you think that's going to stay after the 10 seconds? 824 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 825 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,120 Yes. 20 seconds left. 826 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,680 Oh, no! Problems there, problems there. Yeah. We're down. 827 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 828 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,640 It's tight! 829 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,720 Four, three, two, one... 830 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,880 {\an1}BLOW WHISTLE 831 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,880 Step out of your hoops! Come out of your hoops! 832 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,320 AUDIENCE: Ooooooh! 833 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,920 {\an1}Step out of your hoop, step out of your hoop, step out of your hoop! 834 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,640 You've made mine fall! 835 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:58,040 Three, two, one... 836 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,680 WHISTLE We have a winner. 837 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,480 {\an1}APPLAUSE 838 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,680 Come down and let's see how that's affected the final scores! 839 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,360 {\an1}APPLAUSE 840 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,920 Please "cans" you talk me through that last task, Alex? 841 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,160 That's really funny(!) 842 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,240 Really funny. 843 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,000 LAUGHTER OK, so... 844 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,960 James had a very tall tower, until it was relevant, and then... 845 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 846 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,720 ..down it went, so he came last. One point. 847 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,160 Jess's tumbled because... 848 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,720 I had Acaster after-shocks. 849 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:34,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 850 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,240 So, two points to Jess. 851 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:41,240 Three points to Phil, who managed to stack three cans in 100 seconds! 852 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,200 But the two giants were Rhod and Kerry, 853 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,240 and Kerry just pipped you, she gets five points. 854 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,680 Lovely! OK. 855 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:52,040 {\an1}APPLAUSE 856 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,040 Which means the leaderboard is quite exciting reading. 857 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,120 There's a tie at the top, the two ladies are tied on 23! 858 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,320 AUDIENCE: Oooooh! 859 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,560 We can't leave it like that, can we? We've got a tie-break. Yep. 860 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,760 The tie-break is, what number do I have written on my left forearm? 861 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,280 Closest answer wins. Seven. Seven. 862 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,760 Er... 1666. 863 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 864 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,120 Because of the fire? Jess, do you really want to go with that? 865 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,640 Yeah! You've got a good chance of winning an episode here, mate. 866 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 867 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,400 OK. We're going for seven... 1666 it is. 868 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,120 The exact number is... Oooh! 1... 869 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,960 Oooh! 5... 870 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,200 51 point... 871 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,040 It's 28.51! 872 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,640 'LAUGHTER Which means Kerry Godliman wins the episode! Oh! 873 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,520 {\an1}APPLAUSE 874 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,080 My lucky number. 875 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,840 Kerry Godliman wins the second episode in a row. 876 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,760 Please head up and belt up! 877 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE 878 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,280 So, what have we learned today? 879 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,080 We've learned that Taskmaster is a show of contrasts. 880 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,880 Ask Jessica Knappett to impersonate an air horn 881 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,400 and she will delight you. 882 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,040 Ask James Acaster to draw a circle and he'll make you want to smash 883 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,680 his face in. LAUGHTER 884 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,360 And, once again, we've learned that Kerry Godliman is the winner 885 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,480 of today's show. 886 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,360 Make your hands flat and then connect them noisily 887 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,640 for good old Kerry Godliman! Goodnight and goodbye! 888 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE 889 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,680 Subtitles by Red Bee Media